Day 25 (Fri 09 Oct): Kratie to Phnom Penh (Royal Palace)

Doing the van pickups around Kratie, I suddenly realised the houses had changed, like we’d hit the Kensington and Chelsea of Cambodia:


But the next house was the usual wooden shack.  It seems you buy a plot here and construct whatever house you can afford.

I like travelling by van as it gives a real taste of Cambodian life.  There are usually just one or two westerners in a van of <insert number of tickets sold>, but today there were only five other passengers.  And if you flew everywhere, you’d miss stuff like this:


I’d noticed that the pilot of the dolphin boat in Kratie had long fingernails.  Really long fingernails.  Apparently, he’s a classical guitarist… but that didn’t explain the long fingernails on his left hand.  Surely they’d make it impossible to play?  And then, in the van to Phnom Penh (PP), I spied this:


… and wondered if long fingernails were a sign of status, to show that you didn’t have a manual job.  Bit difficult to verify this, but since then I’ve noticed quite a few men with extraordinarily long fingernails.  Just an observation.

Phnom Penh is different to the other parts of Cambodia I’ve seen.  As we approached the city, it became more industrial and whilst there were the same dusty streets with shacks, the shacks were now made of concrete and corrugated metal rather than wood.  And the roads are sealed, whereas most other places they’re mostly dirt tracks, especially off the main drag.  It gives a completely different feel to the place, without much changing.  Same, but different.


One flower a day, which blooms and falls.


 That’s the “canonball tree”, with branches that resemble creepers.  Totally irrelevant to the Royal Palace, but an interesting introduction, followed up by the “travellers’ palm”:


Whichever way you plant the seed, it’ll align itself to north and south.  I wondered whether the Angkorians could have done with that when building their temples.

And so to the palace.

The current king is a Buddhist monk, so is unmarried.  When he dies, the council will select a new king from those with royal blood.  None of this birth order stuff – they just select who they think will be the best person for the job, I suppose.  Bit like choosing the Pope.

Remember King J7?  He was the last great (and benevolent) king who united the country through religious tolerance.  Apparently, he is often sculpted with no arms:


… the reason being that the statusefound of him had lost its arms so we don’t know what position they were in.  To avoid getting it wrong, he’s now always shown armless.

Inside the temple (photos not allowed), there is a Buddha made of 90kg of gold and 2086 diamonds.  And the floor is made from over 5,000 solid silver tiles, each weighing 1.25t.  This is not the amazing thing.  The amazing thing is that there is absolutely no security.  Nada.  The floor is just covered by a rug, and the Buddha is in a glass case in the middle of the temple.  Everyone looks but doesn’t touch.  Furthermore (that’s one of my favourite words, btw), the emerald Buddha who is the main event (I told you they’re free with their iconography) is the largest emerald in the world (according to our guide).  And he has even less security – not even a glass case.  It’s just there, admittedly quite high up, and you’d have to get through all the stuff below him, but still…  The only time things have been stolen is during the reign of the Khmer Rouge, but we’ll get to that another day.

Surprisingly, I found the costume bit quite interesting.  For instance, there is a different colour for each day of the week.  I visited on a Friday, so many of the guides were wearing blue shirts.  If you get married on a Saturday, you’ll wear dark red, but on a Monday and you’ll wear yellow.  Wedding garb looked very elegant:


… although the bride will get through 14 or 15 costumes during the 2-day ceremony.

The buildings themselves were pretty impressive:


… but the same couldn’t be said for the ground around the complex which showed a decided lack of elegance and imagination:


And here’s another scale model of Angkor Wat – I think they might be a bit proud of it!


And, luckily, the toilets had instructions so I avoided a potentially embarrassing situation:


Then back to my “hotel”.  It’s a complete dive.  I’ve never been in a prison cell, but I suspect that it’s not much different – small space, no fresh air, no windows.  So I’ve splashed out an extra £4 per night in the hope that I’ll get a room without exposed electrics in the wet room.  Just call me flashy 🙂

Day 24 (Thu 08 Oct): Kratie (Koh Trong)

Like everything out here, petrol stations are different.  Some consist of fuel decanted into old Coke bottles (at least you know you’re getting your full 2 litres) sold at the side of the road (the vast majority of vehicles are motos and tuk-tuks; if you’ve a car, you’re wealthy, and a 4×4 means you’re rich (and maybe a little pretentious)).  And this little contraption:


Joined the locals on the ferry across the Mekong to Koh Trong island.  Locals, and cargo and motos, and anything else that people wanted to take over.  A guy was running up and down the quite considerable number of concrete steps, loading up the boat.  We crowded on.

Only westerner, and again I didn’t feel at risk in any way, and only slightly out of place – when I stood up to get off the boat, I towered at least a full head above all of them, even the men. Many were dolled up wearing white shirts, visiting the Koh Trong temple as part of the festival.


 Bike is the best way to get around.  Literally around.  So I took my trusty steed:


… and started round the circumference:


… and then I hit the dual carriageway:


.. and the B-road:


Congestion slowed me down in places:


And the C-road:


… which rather disconcertingly went through the bottom of someone’s house:


They didn’t seem to notice, let alone mind.  That’s the way here.  A bit like the slowing down of life when you go to Devon and Cornwall.  Except here it’s even slower to start with, so it pretty much ground to a halt.

People live round the edge in the now very-familiar wooden houses, with their cattle on the shore side. Inland is agriculture:


And a Vietnamese floating village is tucked on the other side:


Slowing down to let pedestrians cross:


And back to the ferry terminal where I was eventually joined by others waiting for the boat:

My slow day continued with a walk around the market.  And I loved this tuk-tuk driver’s ingenious solution for reflectors:


Then a tuk-tuk ride back to the hotel, just as the sun was setting:

Day 23 (Wed 07 Oct): Kratie (dolphins, temple, turtles and “mountain”)

“The Irrawaddy dolphin (Orcaella brevirostris) is a euryhaline species of oceanic dolphin found in discontinuous subpopulations near sea coasts and in estuaries and rivers in parts of the Bay of Bengal and Southeast Asia.” Exactly.  And it’s on Wiki, so it must be true.  Kratie is one of the best places to see them.  Well, two of them anyway (there are only 24 left in this area, staying within 5km of each other).

That they’re closely related to the killer whale is obvious (see it’s blunt beak in the photo below).  Well, as obvious as anything gets with Irrawaddy dolphins, who are much more chilled than their cousins – perhaps that’s why they choose Kratie to hang out every year.

I’m telling you this because the photos contain, shall we say, limited visual information about them. They surface to breathe (a lovely sound when they exhale) and that’s about it.  We saw some frolicking, but in a very relaxed kind of way.  These are the best shots I got:


But I decided to enjoy watching them, rather than spend my time with them holding up my camera, making my arms ache, only for them to strike a pose just after I’d given up.  So here’s one someone else took – they can take the glory, and the time investment, and I’ll just steal their photo:

Irrawaddy dolphin 1


Then it was off through the streets in our tuk-tuk:


… to “The Pagoda of 100 pillars” (English translation, obviously and not entirely accurate because it actually has 116):


Then to the turtle centre.  Small, but interesting and I’ve never seen soft-shelled turtles before.  Apparently the shells never harden because they have no natural predators in the Mekong.  Due to poor survival rates, they take the newborns into the centre for 10 months, when they release them back into the wild:


They love to bury themselves (for cooling down?):


They also have a few bigger ones, I think it’s their retirement home.  Most seemed pretty happy with their lot, especially this one:


The journey back, via Sambok, is worth mentioning: it’s a wonderful trip through real Cambodia life.  Wooden houses line the street, with wooden ramps (for rainy season) up to the entrances.  We saw many different designs, with some in brick with ornate staircases and mahogany furnishings, and others barely standing.  Like a microcosm of Cambodia life.


The “mountain” is a hill.  And not a big one at that…. said the Hampshire lass.  Round here, it’s a mountain.  A wonderfully peaceful place, there are three tiers and the site is a meditation centre with a reasonable contingent of disciples, who live in the wooden sheds around the commune (like beach huts, but not decorated and generally in very poor condition). And, like the rest of Cambodia, the place was full of litter.  More about this later.

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I’m not sure I’ll ever trump the elephants, but today’s wildlife review is pretty impressive with this chap:


And here he’s feeling threatened:


By this immature prat who was taunting him:


Tried the stern look on him, but it didn’t work.  A good telling-off from one of the inhabitants did the trick though.

Good views from the top, peaking between the trees that contribute to the calm of the place, hiding it from the world:

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And then dinner and sunset by the Mekong:


… followed by a massage and drinks in the hotel bar. Living the dream.  Fantastic day 🙂

Day 22 (Tue 06 Oct): Sen Monorom to Kratie

Q: How many people can you fit in a minivan?

A: However many people have bought a ticket.

And they load up the westerners first.  This, on the face of it, is annoying, because you get picked up early and then spend up to an hour touring one square mile picking up everyone else.  But it means we get the best seats on the bus.  Because we’ve paid a lot more than anyone else.  Bags, boxes and crates are also included, often dropped off at seemingly random (but most definitely not random) points along the way.

And the air-conditioning kept cutting out.  “Why’s it not working?” I asked Natalie.  She looked at me, smiled and said, “Because we’re going up hill – not enough umph for the both.” Ah yes.  First-world brain moment again.  It’s good to be conscious of them – puts our world and lives into perspective.

Liked Kratie as soon as we arrived – even the moto driver who tried to hassle us wasn’t too insistent.

Our lunchtime view:


Then we bought grapes and some fruit that looked like small, spiky sweet pototoes for breakfast.  Much of the fruit seems to be in the same ilk: a hard, often spiky shell, with fleshy or opaque fruit, and a central stone.  “Same, but different”, as they would say around here.

And then headed to the River Dophin Hotel, as we’d decided to splash out £12 on a room. It was so worth it.  I had my first hot shower since Dubai (yes, I know I haven’t mentioned it, but I’m a stoical kinda girl).  It was even better than coming out of the wilderness into Yosemite Valley.  Maybe I’m just easily pleased 🙂