Time differences
Australia is so big, there are four different time zones in Australia. So when the time is displayed on national television, they have to rotate the display between zones.
Weather
Life is so much easier in a warm climate.
Christmas
Apparently, even though it’s summer here in Australia at Christmas, they still have fake snow in the shops. British influence?
Flies
Flies here have mastered the art of being annoying. Oh my. They’re persistent and waving your hand in front of your face doesn’t deter them in the slightest. They’re raison d’etre is to land on my face (and it’s not because it’s sweet!). The stereotypical image of an Aussie with corks around her hat makes much more sense now.
American words vs UK
Australia is an interesting combination of both UK and US influence. It’s noticeable in their language:
US:
- Pants (not trousers)
- Thongs (not flip-flops)
- Garage (not “garridge”)
UK:
- Ground and first floor (not first and second floor)
- Tap (not faucet)
- Ciggy (cigarette)
And, of course, they have a language all of their own:
- Stubby (short bottle of beer)
- Dunny (toilet)
- Billy (cooking can)
- Eski (ice box)
- Swag (sleeping bag with integrated mattress)
Bite update
They were driving me mad for ages, but have now eased off. And the swelling is down, so I tried to count them. Gave up at 46 as I wasn’t even half-way through. Maybe it’s best that I don’t know.























































































































